Floating Key Chain

Stop losing your keys in the water. Use this keychain. It floats. It’s a floating key chain. When you bend down to save your buoyant Grasslands Barbecue adorned keys from their otherwise unfortunate forever home of a dark, cold, wet abyss you’ll come to an insatiable realization. Humans (and their keys) didn’t evolve to live in the water. They were meant to be on land where they could breathe and eat. Luckily, because of this yellow beacon of safety, you’ll know where to get barbecue on land. The other side will even help you remember where to travel. Hood River, Oregon.